Landrew’s Take on Technology

Ever go into a store to buy some pens and an energy drink but then you’re not paying attention to what you’re picking up and when you get home all you’ve got are some erasers and a pack of those iron-on tee shirt making papers? Luckily, you can never have too many erasers, but what do you do with that other thing that you bought? If you have ever find yourself asking this question keep reading because I am going to share the wealth and by “the” I mean “my” and by “wealth” I mean “tee-shirt ideas,” if you know what I mean.

“Property of the FBI” – Think about it: a tee shirt with “Property of the FBI” on it can only mean two things: either you are in the FBI (cool) or you are smart enough to break into the FBI and steal one of their tee-shirts (cooler). It might be a good idea to take a pen and write “not actually property of the FBI” on the tag just in case you’re walking around and a car with tinted windows speeds up to when you and you get pulled in and there’s a guy whose like, “Where’d you get that shirt, punk?” Then you could be like, “Guys, chill” and point to the tag.

Picture of a Guy Celebrity – Find a picture on image search of some guy celebrity and put it on a tee-shirt. Then go to a party and wait till someone says “Why do you have that guy celebrity’s picture on your shirt? That’s weird!” Then you can say, loud so everyone can hear, “It is weird that my dad sends me tee-shirts with his picture on them,” and everyone will think you have a celebrity dad. Just make sure the guy is old enough to be your dad because if he’s not it can be kind of embarrassing.

“I Donate to Charity” – This is the quick and easy way to get people to think you donate to charity without actually spending any money except the cost of a blank tee-shirt, iron-on papers and printer ink.

“Pro Sports Player” – Make this tee shirt, wear it to a pick-up basketball games and it’s almost guaranteed you won’t get picked last! After the game, if you did really bad and people are like, “you don’t seem like a pro basketball player,” you can be like “it doesn’t say that the sport is basketball!” Walk away quickly so they don’t have time to ask you what the sport is and challenge you to a game of it

A Really Famous Band Name – Choose a really famous band and put their name in really simple font on a tee shirt. Walk around until someone is like, “Oh! I love that band!” Then you can say, “Oh yeah! Well I was into them back when they only had enough money to make tee shirts with iron on papers.” To make sure people believe it’s old you should put “Tee shirt made in 1980” under the band name. Just make sure the members of the band had all been born by 1980 because if they weren’t it can be kind of embarrassing.